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Saturday, January 16, 2010

JOKE: Last Will

I, (Insert your name … or for that matter my name here), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

  • Glass of wine
  • chocolate
  • Margarita
  • Martini
  • chocolate
  • Cold Beer
  • sex
  • chocolate
  • Chicken fried steak
  • cream gravy
  • chocolate
  • Mexican food
  • French fries
  • chocolate
  • Pizza
  • ice cream
  • chocolate
  • coffee
  • Sex
  • Chocolate
  • (You are free to add your own personal addictions.)
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day.
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