"Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is 'hair and unbalanced.'" -David Letterman
"Some critics are saying that Palin won't last on Fox because she's an over-emotional woman who gets the facts wrong. But I disagree. It's working great for Glenn Beck, so she'll be fine." -Craig Ferguson
"One of John McCain's former top campaign aides says that when he talked to Sarah Palin after McCain picked her to be his running mate, she said it was 'God's plan.' So, apparently, God wanted Obama to win." -Jay Leno
"Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News contributor tonight on 'The O'Reilly Factor.' I tried to record it, but my DVR quit halfway through." -Jimmy Fallon
"Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for." -David Letterman
"It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll probably quit after a year." -Craig Ferguson
From the week of 1/11/10
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