I’ve been collecting interesting bits for decades and I need a place to store it … a place where it’s easy to find what I want ... a place where a computer crash won’t be a problem.

Enter the 'Cool Stuff Other People Said' blog. I’m going to store it all here and if other people find it handy, that’s OK with me.






Sunday, January 17, 2010

JOKE: Yearly Physical

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. 'How much do you weigh?' she asks.
'115,' she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?'
'5 foot 8,' she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'.
She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' she screams. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

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