JOKE: Animal Thoughts

Dog: 'They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl.'

Goldfish: 'Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes over and over............... Oh boy! Fish flakes!'

Dog: 'Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!'

Goldfish: 'The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!'

Parrot: 'Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? HELL NO!'

Cat: 'Why are these people in my house?'

Dog: 'I don't care if you take the jewelry or money, but don't mess with the fridge.'

Goldfish: 'Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!'

Dog: 'The 'pretending to throw a stick' game is getting old, but I seem unable to stop myself from looking for it.'

Cat: 'Why did they put this service bell on my neck if they're not going to answer to it.'

Dog: 'Why is the baby eating my food...'

Hamster: 'Kill me, this wheel is boring.'

Iguana: 'Oh great, another day of being in this small little cage with my food bowl, my water and these annoying wood chips.

Dog: 'Man, my dog food looks exactly like my shit! Well if I'm ever hungry I'll know there's plenty for me in the backyard...'

Cat: 'Oh no, he's picking me up to do another 'land on all fours off the balcony' test again.'

Bunny: 'I wonder if she will notice I shit in her pillow case?'

Dog: 'I bet if he could do that, he wouldn't be telling me to stop.'