JOKE: You know you have a BIG Dog When ...

You know you have a BIG Dog When:

• You have given up on water dishes and you just use the bathtub.
• You have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog wants a drink.
• While stopped at a stop light, everyone stares as your car rocks back and forth because the dog is panting out the window.
• You go to vacuum your car and most of the fur is up there on the ceiling.
• Your veterinarian has been able to put in a swimming pool, build a large home, buy jet skis and a vacation home in Florida.
• You have had to train your dog not to lick dishes, and the dishes are in the sink.
• The donuts you put on top of the refrigerator are gone when you get home and your dog has powdered sugar on his nose.
• Your dog can see what you're cooking and he tries to assist you in the preparation.
• The pizza delivery people tell you to meet them at the end of the sidewalk.
• Your dog stands in your lap and reaches over you to stick his head in the drive-through window at McDonalds and nearly gives the cashier a heart attack when she turns around to give you your change.
• You purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see the program when he stands in front of the television.
• After surgery, your bored pup decides to get up and cruise around the vet's office, pulling the rolling IV stand behind him.