JOKE: You Know You're a Cat Person When:

You know you're a cat person when:

• You refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litter box."
• You do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.
• You consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.
• You apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.
• You snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down.
• You sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!
• You accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the floor.
• You decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.
• Your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."
• You have pictures of your cats in your wallet along with your kids and grandkids.
• You refer to your cat as your furry child and your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild."
• You accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!
• You set a place at the dinner table for your cat.
• You have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's."
• You call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.
• You have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answering machine.
• You and kitty have matching outfits.
• Your spouse says, "Me or the cat!" and there's no hesitation.
• You never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.
• You chose a house to buy based on it having a good location for the cat box.
• You own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.
• You are lost for conversation with non-cat people.
• You meow so well, you confuse the cats.
• You bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and Amore ... at length.